{"id":811,"date":"2010-11-16T22:49:04","date_gmt":"2010-11-16T20:49:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ikeathegiraffe.com\/blog\/?p=811"},"modified":"2012-02-20T20:30:56","modified_gmt":"2012-02-20T18:30:56","slug":"ikea-is-well-hes-not-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ikeathegiraffe.com\/blog\/ikea-is-well-hes-not-here\/","title":{"rendered":"Ikea is… well he’s not here"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hello folks! It’s me, Angel here. I have to tell ya that Ikea is not here at ze moment. Luckily for me, because I can play with his new phone! So I found this place for taking photos and then I also discovered this blog thing!! So, because it is Tuesday, I’ll try to post something fun myself. But seriously speaking we, ice-bears, are not so much into fun things. Except for ice! Ice is a lot of fun. Also snow. OOh, i’m so waiting for the snow to start falling. Because it is all rain and rain and rain..<\/p>\n

But, let me tell you the only fun story that I know about giraffes:<\/p>\n

A Rabbit, a Giraffe and an Elephant jump off of a roof of 10-story building. Rabbit jumps first and counts the floors: “10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 6, 5, 6, 5” – caugth by suspenders!
\nGiraffe jumps next and counts: “10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 6, 6, 6, 6… 6!” -too long neck! Elephant then jumps last and counts: “10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, asphalt, mud, sand, clay, stone, oh.. hello miners!!<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

hehehe.. not so funny really, is it?
\nI know this seems a bit cruel, but it’s the kind of humor that we, Ice-bears tell each other in these cold winter nights. Oh, and we eat fish too (whilst telling).
\nBut, to finish off with a more fun note, I add a photo of the best-looking (Ice)bear ever (that’s me). It’s not<\/span> a great photo, but I already know that. Because I had to let Saab and Volvo take this. And, mind you, they are not very great photografers, really. But I hope u like it. Now, we’re going to form a search camp to start looking for Ikea. Until then, best Fishes!<\/p>\n

ps. would also like to send greetings to Mrs Polar Bear, thanks.<\/p>\n

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Hello folks! It’s me, Angel here. I have to tell ya that Ikea is not here at ze moment. Luckily for me, because I can play with his new phone! So I found this place for taking photos and then I also discovered this blog thing!! So, because it is Tuesday, I’ll try to post … Continue reading Ikea is… well he’s not here<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

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