{"id":387,"date":"2010-05-18T10:31:25","date_gmt":"2010-05-18T08:31:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ikeathegiraffe.com\/blog\/?p=387"},"modified":"2010-05-18T10:31:25","modified_gmt":"2010-05-18T08:31:25","slug":"supersize-ikea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ikeathegiraffe.com\/blog\/supersize-ikea\/","title":{"rendered":".. Supersize Ikea"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hello there! It&#8217;s me, Ikea!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ikeathegiraffe.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/DSC_0371.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-388\" style=\"margin: 10px;\" title=\"DSC_0371\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ikeathegiraffe.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/DSC_0371-1024x680.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"614\" height=\"408\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ikeathegiraffe.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/DSC_0371-1024x680.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.ikeathegiraffe.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/DSC_0371-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 614px) 100vw, 614px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>so, it is time to reveal the mystery of me in Paris that i was talking about &#8211; if u have read the last two posts about me <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ikeathegiraffe.com\/blog\/where-ikea-goes-to-see-the-giraffel-tower\/\">at the tower <\/a>and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ikeathegiraffe.com\/blog\/where-ikea-goes-to-montmartre\/\">Montmartre<\/a>. and guess what &#8211; it&#8217;s not that i was eating some <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ikeathegiraffe.com\/blog\/where-ikea-meets-french-cuisine\/\">magic strawberries<\/a>! (although my friend Timmy did <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt1576908\/\">eat a magic tomato<\/a>, as i was just watching him in this <a href=\"http:\/\/www.aardstore.com\/Shaun-The-Sheep\/*\/Shaun-the-Sheep-Spring-Lamb-DVD\/108QW0000050\" target=\"_blank\">batch of my friend Shaun&#8217;s adventures<\/a> &#8211; very funny). but istead &#8211; they have made the houses in France a lot smaller!! check this &#8211;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ikeathegiraffe.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/DSC_0418.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-large wp-image-389 aligncenter\" style=\"margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;\" title=\"DSC_0418\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ikeathegiraffe.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/DSC_0418-1024x680.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"614\" height=\"408\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ikeathegiraffe.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/DSC_0418-1024x680.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.ikeathegiraffe.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/DSC_0418-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 614px) 100vw, 614px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>i can&#8217;t even put my head through the door!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ikeathegiraffe.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/DSC_0501.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-large wp-image-391 aligncenter\" style=\"margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;\" title=\"DSC_0501\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ikeathegiraffe.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/DSC_0501-680x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"408\" height=\"614\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ikeathegiraffe.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/DSC_0501-680x1024.jpg 680w, https:\/\/www.ikeathegiraffe.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/DSC_0501-199x300.jpg 199w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 408px) 100vw, 408px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>so i went to ask what&#8217;s going on from this Guy Dieu, who apparently lives in one of them churches &#8211; you can see me here knocking on his door. so he says &#8211; &#8220;it&#8217;s not ze real france, i&#8217;m afraid. it is ze <a href=\"http:\/\/www.franceminiature.fr\/\" target=\"_blank\">France Miniature<\/a>!&#8221; (he has a real funny french accent too) &#8220;so, zis is made for les giraffes, like u, exactly!&#8221; wohoo &#8211; a small france made exactly for giraffes, like me, so i don&#8217;t have to travel through the whole country! i like!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ikeathegiraffe.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/DSC_0471.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-390\" style=\"margin: 10px;\" title=\"DSC_0471\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ikeathegiraffe.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/DSC_0471-1024x680.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"614\" height=\"408\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ikeathegiraffe.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/DSC_0471-1024x680.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.ikeathegiraffe.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/DSC_0471-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 614px) 100vw, 614px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>so, i must say i wandered around the whole country in just couple of hours :) and i have to tell u, that i made lots of fotografs too. too many in fact. so instead i have uploaded them to my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/47427210@N03\/sets\/72157624084986726\/\" target=\"_blank\">flickr photos<\/a>, please take a look if u want more. but i had also some other fun in this park, for example rolling down the hill with kids! gr8 fun, if u ask me! have u tried rolling down the hill this spring yet? let me know! have fun and cu l8r!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ikeathegiraffe.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/DSC_0539.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-large wp-image-392 aligncenter\" style=\"margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;\" title=\"DSC_0539\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ikeathegiraffe.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/DSC_0539-1024x680.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"614\" height=\"408\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ikeathegiraffe.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/DSC_0539-1024x680.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.ikeathegiraffe.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/DSC_0539-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 614px) 100vw, 614px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<div id=\"tweetbutton387\" class=\"tw_button\" style=\"float: right;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/share?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ikeathegiraffe.com%2Fblog%2Fsupersize-ikea%2F&amp;via=ikeathegiraffe&amp;text=..%20Supersize%20Ikea&amp;related=&amp;lang=en&amp;count=horizontal\" class=\"twitter-share-button\"  style=\"width:55px;height:22px;background:transparent url('https:\/\/www.ikeathegiraffe.com\/blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-tweet-button\/tweetn.png') no-repeat  0 0;text-align:left;text-indent:-9999px;display:block;\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hello there! 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