{"id":340,"date":"2010-04-20T12:11:10","date_gmt":"2010-04-20T10:11:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ikeathegiraffe.com\/blog\/?p=340"},"modified":"2010-04-20T12:11:10","modified_gmt":"2010-04-20T10:11:10","slug":"where-ikea-goes-to-montmartre","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ikeathegiraffe.com\/blog\/where-ikea-goes-to-montmartre\/","title":{"rendered":".. where Ikea goes to Montmartre"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hello there! It’s me, Ikea!<\/p>\n

as i promised, here’s my first day in Paris. well, it’s not like the whole day, but more like a morning when i climbed up the hill to see a big white church.<\/a> i’m not a big fan of churches myself, but i have a little fotograf at home taken from the same place with a giraffe on it. so, i wanted to see where\u00a0this giraffe is. but\u00a0 then of course, i took some other pictures too.<\/p>\n

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for example, here you can see me and the church. and people. first i tried to see if i could scare everybody away.\u00a0but it seems to me that giraffes are not so scary, i’m afraid. so, i guess you can see me, people and some\u00a0of the\u00a0church then. but\u00a0if you have really good eyes, you can see even more things, hehe!<\/p>\n

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then, after many hours of tourist fotografs and little geocaching (yep!) i carefully investigated the surrondings. as you can see, there is a really mysterious bird on this fotograf. so i tried to talk this bird into searchig for giraffes with me, but no luck there.<\/p>\n

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another good thing about this place Montmartre is that is up on a hill. so, you can use these funny instruments to observe a lot of Paris. and as much as i know, you should be able to spot any running giraffe with these because 1. giraffes are tall 2. with these binoculars u can see very far. for example, i saw the Montparnasse tower by where the Pari-Roller<\/a> friday night skate starts. oh, did i not tell you about it last time? wohoo, u can see me attending the FNS on this little video here<\/a>. well, i did not actually skate myself, i was just riding along, so to speak :)<\/p>\n

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unfortunately, i did not spot any giraffes. so instead, i bought a little train! i like trains a lot, as u know. of course, Angel has now totally owned it and has made it in parts so that he could spell ANGEL instead of IKEA. i can secretly tell you that it won’t work!<\/p>\n

so, that’s pretty much all a giraffe, like me, can do for one morning. we’ll exept this other thing i did (we’ll of course besides eating baguette and cherry leaves – they smelled so nice). you can see it from this fotograf below. this will be a mystery for you – how did i do this trick? let me know! have fun and cu l8er!<\/p>\n

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Hello there! It’s me, Ikea! as i promised, here’s my first day in Paris. well, it’s not like the whole day, but more like a morning when i climbed up the hill to see a big white church. i’m not a big fan of churches myself, but i have a little fotograf at home taken … Continue reading .. where Ikea goes to Montmartre<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

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